"Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."-The Dalai Lama (via felicefawn)
it always cheers me right up when i think that christians believe a 2000 year old jewish zombie will get angry if you masturbate.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
dragonfly style is my jam
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
I would totally do that for a date lol
If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
ideas for the future
pillow fort appreciation
"Lass mich die Vergangenheit löschen."-Chakuza (via nichts-bleibt)
Base By: Jahrenesis