When standing: FAT
When sitting: FAT
When laying down: FAT
When stretching: FAT
In baggy clothes: FAT
In form fitting clothes: FAT
In bathing suit: FAT
Dead: Look how FAT she was
When you drive past a bunch of Neonazis hanging...
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
hagridlookalikeatyoservice: andywear: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom I keep looking for my mom...